What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:07

Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.